Monday, February 02, 2004

Super Bowl Predictions

Post-game Super Bowl Predictions

I predict that i did not watch the super bowl last night, that instead i turned my chair to face the wall for 6 hours. Also, I predict that the Patriots won -- mostly because I don't know who the other team is, and since I'm certain (since I haven't been spammed by Iron City Stein) that it wasn't Pittsburgh. The Patriots will either have Jesus or the power of Senator Lieberman's famous "Joe-mentum" to thank for their astounding win.

Also I heard that there were boobies, and so that is something.

[Boobies Update: the following is a statement from Justin Timberlake following the incident; also, it is the best use of passive voice that I've ever heard:

"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl," Timberlake said in a statement. "It was not intentional and is regrettable."

Wardrobe malfunction, huh. That's precious. I nearly had a bowel malfunction when I read that.]